bootybergler:

I like this selfie.

bootybergler:

I like this selfie.

  • 1 month ago
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surisburnbook:

Sometimes I wonder if Nick Cannon gets paid to take all of Mariah’s selfies with her kids.

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the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

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thatsonofamitch:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Maybe YOUR dick doesn’t

(Source: iraffiruse)

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evv-humans:

rickymartinofficial:

Tbh id be pissed

bitch i ordered a motherfucking fairy, not your white ass

Reblogging for comment only

(Source: kathybethterry)

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(Source: dynamicmengo)

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thebitterfrenchcanadian:

Watch the genius that is the music video to Boy (I Need You) or unfollow me 

  • 1 month ago
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bootybergler:

Mario Lopez: Well Beyoncé and Jay-Z have 84 million reasons not to break up
*Mariah Carey laughing in the distance*

  • 1 month ago
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sodomymcscurvylegs:

racistperry:

image

I’m cackling! OMG!

(Source: teresagudice)

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kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

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