queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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(Source: neonarizona)

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poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

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cbowlesstyle:

kyuubijrr:

famousest:

where is the lie

Natalia Kills: Raging dom tops

Love ke$ha

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blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

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mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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Every time I want a haircut

lordseltzer:

i have to bring the hair stylist a heavily cropped picture of gay porn

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natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum)

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gufiaoo:

Taking a picture with Avril Lavigne like

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